Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Blue Bear's Big Parade



Today was the big day.

Blue Bear was honored with a big parade in Washington, DC upon his return to the US from his Great European Adventure. Over 2 million people showed up!


What a surprise Blue Bear! Who knew your Great European Adventure would make you so popular!

During the parade, Blue Bear met two nice friends named Barry and Michelle..... Barry told Blue Bear "Don't call her Shelly".... "You'll only make that mistake one time".

Barry impressed Blue Bear as wise to the ways of women. Not to mention hopeful.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Blue Bear Says " Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go!"














Here is Blue Bear waving bye bye to Ray Lewis and the rest of the Baltimore crybabies as they leave Heinz Field after being spanked by the almighty Pittsburgh Steelers...

Blue Bear fiendishly loves football, as most bears do.
In Blue Bear's furry mind, the Steelers are the only team that *really* matters.
Polumalu is his favorite Steeler.
Baltimore is his favorite team to see lose.

Have a nice trip back home Ray.
sniff sniff...

Friday, January 16, 2009

Blue Bear Meets an Alien












The Spacey Invader gets by on Blue...

(Sung to the tune of "Tom Sawyer", by Rush)

Blue Bear Sees Something Exciting in Paris

"Whoa...what's this?" thinks Blue Bear.













Remember your language skills Blue Bear. She looks kinda "high class".


"What should I say?" asks Blue Bear.

Just ask her if she knows the way to the Eiffel Tower and if perhaps she'd like to have coffee sometime.

Blue Bear considers it for a moment and then decides it would take a year and a half to say that long of a sentence in French.











Blue Bear decides to do what most awkward bears do.












Just stare.

Just keep your camera out of view Blue Bear...
You really need to work on your social skills....

An American Bear in Paris :: Notre Dame














Don't look now, but it's the Hunch-bear of Notre Dame!

Booo....Blue bear, you need to find better jokes....

An American Bear in Paris :: Yes We Can













Blue Bear wonders..
"Who is this guy wearing Obama gear in Paris..."
It turns out that the French hope we can.
So does Blue Bear.

An American Bear in Paris :: Le Pig

Oh here's someone.
Go over and say "Hi" Blue Bear.











"Hello" says Blue Bear.
"Snort" says the new friend.

Hmm...thinks Blue Bear.
"I can't understand this language. It sounds very nasaly"

Hey Blue Bear I think this friend speaks French!
Try saying "Bon jour"...

"Bon jour" says Blue Bear.
"Snort" says Le Pig.













Maybe Le Pig is wary of Americans Blue Bear....
Perhaps after Obama is in office for a while, Le Pig will loosen up...